Wordless Wednesday

I thought this picture of a pair of scissors a child drew was funny.......

I don't mean to be offensive, LOL!

Kids Say The Darndest Thing

I'm on a roll this week with the kids comments.. I found this video and thought it was hilarious!! Watch what he says at the end..

Oh Fudge!

Awhile back I put up a post called ** This Keeps Me Going** check it out if you haven't already read it!

Most of you know by now that I am a kindergarten teacher! And we all know kids say the darndest things, right?

The other day in school I was giving my students there 1st math test. Sounds simple right? Since this was the 1st test I had given them and probably the 1st test for most of them ever I went over proper test taking rules!! Ya know, like no talking during the test - no trying to look at your friends paper(eventhough I split them up), raise your hand if you have a question, etc.... Just went over the basics!

So I start reading the questions and after I read the 1st question on of my kids starts quitely singing something about being "sexy." I brushed it off and told him to be quite... A few seconds later again and now louder he said something about someone being "sexy." So I stopped the test and told him that "sexy" was an inappropriate word for him to be using and to stop! Now all of the kids start in saying that "sexy" is a bad word, and that their moms say "sexy" is soooo bad, etc.... As I am quiting down my class I noticed that the child was getting a little upset and angry that the other kids kept telling him "sexy" was a bad word. As he proceeds to tell them that "sexy" isn't a bad word, but that "fu*k" is a bad word!! I almost died - it was sooooo funny!! I slapped my hands over my mouth as another child looked at me and said, "he's in trouble now!"

I had to do pull him out of class and talk to him about never, ever saying that word! He cried and begged me not to tell his mother! LOL.. I sent him to get a drink of water to calm down... He came back into the classroom and we proceeded to finish the test! Afterwards, he said to me, "you want to hear a funny word?" I said no and that I thought he said enough for the day!!!

This reminded me of the movie The Christmas Story! I loved that movie!!

Remember when Ralphie said: ffffffffudge when his Dad was changing the tire... Now you know the kid in my class felt like Ralphie for the rest of the day...Just waiting for me to tell his mother!! It was too funny...

That's What You Get When You Leave Your Child Unattended!

As one of my students got dropped off today her Dad says,

"She may be a little off today, she got in trouble yesterday afternoon!"

I said, "Oh No, what happened?"

He said, "She decided she didn't like that my Cadillac Escalade was black and decided to go to the garage and paint it white."

(P.S. - she used regular wall paint and was alone long enough to paint both entire sides painted)

I felt like saying, "that's what you get when you leave your child unattended!"

Instead - I laughed!

And the Award Goes To....

A Big thank you to SaraLynn from Kooky Kids for giving me this Award of Distinction for making her laugh!! Thank you so much, I always appreciate your kind words..

Also, Please Check SaraLynn at Happy Baker she always posts the best recipes!!

I am giving the following blogs the Award of Distinction. This award was created by Working Mum On The Verge. Here are the rules: pass the award on to five blogs that make you smile, laugh, cry, think, or sigh

1. Danielle @ New Mommy Rant for making me laugh and smile each day.. Especially when I see her beautiful Eliza.

2. TheVasquez3 for bringing tears to my eyes when she writes about Jordan!

3. EP from Stylish Handwriting for always making me think. She writes so well and always has funny things to say.

4. Marni from Marni's Organized Mess because she always has something funny to say.

5. And Carmi from Written Inc. because he is such an amazing journalist and takes awesome pictures, they are beautiful.. I wish I was as talented as you!

Thanks again to all of you for making me laugh and think each and every day!!

Happy Blogging Everyone!