Friday, August 22, 2008

10 Reasons To Get It On....



Do the nasty. Knock boots. Bump uglies. Bump 'n Grind. Shag. Schtupp. Boff. Hump. Boink. You get the picture right?

For every silly nickname we use for sex, there's a totally legit reason why you should be having more of it.

From boosting your immune system to releasing aggression, here are the many ways it pays to play dirty.

1. Shag your guy's ticker into shape. According to a study at Queens University in Belfast, men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half.


2. According to that same study, regular romps will also halve your man's chances of suffering a stroke.


3. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories.


4. Curb irritability.


5. Kick colds to the curb. Researchers at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 percent.


6. "An active sex life slows the aging process."


7. Get more z's. A little sensual massage followed by some dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins.


8. Yes, tonight, honey--I have a headache. Recent studies have shown that doing the horizontal hustle can bring temporary headache relief.


9. Strengthen your core -- it's like Pilates without the annoyingly perfect instructor.


10. Come on, do you really need a reason?

15 comments:

Auburn Kat said...

IF only I had a man....!

Danielle said...

If I have the choice between that and ZZZZ's- sleep alwasy wins out!

Tess said...

Don't show this to my husband....lol!

Amanda said...

i could possibly agree with some of that - but usually i would rather sleep!

SaraLynn said...

LOL!! This is great :)

Christy said...

I am with Danielle - sleep is way better. But I don't think that applies too all people - just mommies with babies who won't sleep through the night.

THopgood said...

BOINK!!!

mwahahahahahaha!!!

I read that 1st paragragh and shot diet coke out my nose!!

Tipp said...

bahahahah. Hubby doesn't need these reasons. But I don't want wrinkles, so I will give in more! HA!

Marni's Organized Mess said...

Oh I love this, do you seriously need a reason! Come on! lol.

Katelin said...

haha i love it. my bf always says how it's the cure all for any sickness :)

Steph Corwin said...

okay okay I GUESS....

Pam said...

Hubby is sitting next to me and saw this- geez! Now he is going to expect me to live up to this and not fall asleep all the time ;)

Amanda. said...

Mmm. Whoever really
needs a reason for
mo'sex? Let's be for real.
But the reasons do sound
like good ones.
Hollla.

PS...my binky attacher
came in the mail the
other day! Thanks, Dana!
I love it.

EP said...

This makes me smile! I am fairly positive my boy has read this list somewhere because the headache thing? He swears sex cures it. And hangovers.

La Petite Belle said...

hahahahaha.. 30 MINUTES? that's hilarious. LOL