The Hills

Dear Audrina,

Stop going behind Lauren's back while she's on vacation! What kind of best friend hangs out with her best friends enemy? I mean really! Don't pretend you didn't have fun and don't pretend that you didn't ask Heidi to go out to lunch! You're a traitor - how can you every be trusted?

~Dana

PS - you say you like to surround yourself with positive people! Did you check out that douche bag named Spencer that was sitting across from you? Real positive person! And your boyfriend Justin Bobby - his name is gay and he's a loser!

Dear Stephanie,

You can't be trusted! Your Spencer's sister! And no matter how much you try to convince people your a good, sweet girl you're not! A true friend doesn't go for her girl friends ex-fling! I don't care how long they dated, you should always ask 1st!

Love,
Dana

P.S. - did you ever hear of oil blotting sheets?

Dear Lauren,

I love you! You're so pretty and seem so nice and sweet! But please start having a better judgment in character when it comes to friends! If not - you'll be getting burned for the rest of your life!

Love you lots,
Dana

P.S - I think you're so pretty and very stylish!